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> How it'd go if I was there
Marina: 'Uncle Eddie, didn't know you'd be dropping by for lunch today!'
Me: (struggling desperately not to ogle her) 'Uh, uh.. yeah, uh.. Marina, I.. uh, uh.. wew, uh, so you and uh.. your friend going swimming today?'
Marina: 'Oh, ha ha! (sexy teasing giggle) So you noticed our string bikinis, that's so cool Uncle Eddie! You have such good fashion-sense! But we're actually just recording us dancing. It's hashtag bikinitweendance. And oh, yeah this is my friend Mindy. She's also 12, we just met up last week in our 6th grade French class.'
Me: 'N- nice to.. uh.. to.. uh, meet you, uh, Mindy.'
Marina: 'So yeah, we're officially Marina and Mindy for our bikinitweendance, tee hee! (sexy teasing giggle) Anyway we were practicing some moves when you walked in. Wanna watch us practice a little, Uncle Eddie?'
Me: (nervous gaze to side) 'Well, uh.. I mean.. you.. you two must be really good dancers, no need to show your clumsy uncle how you'
Marina: 'Aw, why not? (sexy undulating dance move) Isn't that cool Uncle Eddie? What do you.. Uncle Eddie you okay? You're sweating so much! Yeah it really is hot out there huh? Aw, it's dripping all over your dress shirt, why don't you just take it off? We won't tell! (wink)'
Me: '(furiously wiping forehead and shirt with paper towel) 'Yeah, uh.. (nervous laugh) yeah it was hot out there for spring day wasn't it? Wew, then I guess I'd better
Marina: 'And why do you keep standing behind the counter like that Uncle Eddie? Cmon don't be shy, we love having an audience!'
Me: (looks down nervously at embarrassing bulge in pants) 'Oh.. uh yeah, well (nervously fills up glass with water) like you were saying Marina, uh.. it's such a such hot day, gotta.. you know don't wanna go thirsty! (nervously gulps water)'
Marina: Hee hee! (sexy teasing giggle) You're so cute Uncle Eddie! In fact I got an idea, like, wanna join us for our next practice round Uncle Eddie? Wanna?'
Me: 'Uh, well Marina, Mindy, ya know I.. never really was all that good a dancer and'
Marina: 'Aw cmon Uncle Eddie, it'll be fun! How cool to have a big strong man with us in the picture, we'll win the bikinitweendance challenge with you!'
Me: 'Uh, uh.. you mean.. you wanna record me in with.. while your dancing together, you want me in there? With, I mean, you want me in the video with..'
Marina: 'Of course Uncle Eddie! It's a dance challenge! (sexy teasing giggle) We wanna be different, how cool if we have our own chairman Uncle Eddie bustin' a couple moves with us?'
Me: (nervous stutter, complete loss for words) 'Uh.. uh.. Marina I'd like to but, uh..'
Marina: 'Aw don't be shy Uncle Eddie, you know you wanna! (sexy teasing giggle) It's just a few minutes, you're like, not in a rush right?'
Me: 'B- b- but, I, uh.. I have a m- meeting..'
Marina: 'Oh your board of directors meeting this afternoon? Oh silly me I forgot, tee hee! (sexy teasing giggle) Then we'll make it fast I promise, we'll even tag your director friends when we post the video, they'll see how cool an uncle you are! Mindy's turning the camera so we'll all be in it for the next few moves. Ready Uncle Eddie? Ready? In 3, 2'
Me: (desperately turns to side and rushes upstairs) 'Oh, uh.. sorry Marina, uh.. just remembered I gotta make a big presentation at the meeting and uh.. you know sweating so much, better take a quick shower, have fun and'
Marina: 'Aw Uncle Eddie, always so busy all work and no play! Don't worry we'll be recording again tomorrow, we'll be in pink and purple string bikinis for tomorrow's video, we insist we wanna have you in that one. Well here we go Uncle Eddie, we'll send you a copy!'